“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary