Witty Horoscope Quotes

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Witty Horoscope Quotes

"A Cancer's bed is their sanctuary. Therefore, if you can't find them, look under the down comforter."
— Unknown
“I’m a typical Capricorn. I’m hardworking, loyal, sometimes stubborn, and I don’t believe in astrology.”
— Jonah Peretti
“I don’t need the facts. I’m a Pisces.”
— Phil Volatile
“Fact. Pisces is the most wobbly sign of the zodiac.”
— Mary English
"Aries people pick up steam while everyone else is running out of gas."
— Joanna Martine Woolfolk
"A Taurus always appears to be calm and steady, even when they feel like punching you in the face."
— Unknown