The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
How much will $20 get me?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
You look a lot like my next victim.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You're the thought that counts!
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.