Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.