Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?