Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?