There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage