"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown