“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.” — Sinclair Lewis
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.”
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”
– Dylan Thomas
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.”
– Alexandra Guarnaschelli
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”
– Deirdre Sullivan
The temperature can only go up from here.
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?”
– Terry Pratchett
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.”
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”
– Bill Bowerman
“In spring we are on Earth; in summer we are on Earth; in autumn we are on Earth, but in winter we are in another planet; winter is another planet!” — Mehmet Murat ildan
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.”
– R. G. Daniels
“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“Welcome, winter. Your late dawns and chilled breath make me lazy, but I love you nonetheless. ” — Terri Guillemets
“When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.”
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“Nothing burns like the cold.” — George R.R. Martin
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak
“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
"I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy from television show Peanuts
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.”
– Tasha Tudor
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ” — W.J. Vogel
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.”
– Bill Watterson
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
– Will Rogers
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
October, November, cool, cooold, cooooooldest, March, April.