“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson