What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
You are one well-defined function!
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Permission to board?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.