I would love to show you first class.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
You're just my cup of tea!
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.