Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
You are the object of my preposition.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!