Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I really caribou-t you.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
I like long runs on the beach.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
How much will $20 get me?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
All you need is MY love
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.