Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
You can stand under my umbrella.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?