"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown