You're such a TEAse.
I’m soy into you.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.