The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I’m soy into you.
You're such a TEAse.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Hello there, how do you brew?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.