Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I really caribou-t you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I really caribou-t you.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Haida there, gorgeous.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."