Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Haida there, gorgeous.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You had me at taco.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.