Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I really caribou-t you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You had me at taco.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Wanna churn butter with me?
Haida there, gorgeous.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.