British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

British Pick Up Lines

Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You're just my cup of tea!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.