British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

British Pick Up Lines

Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You're just my cup of tea!