Wrapped Jokes

Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Because he was too wrapped up in himself.
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
There was an Old Person of Mold,
Who shrank from sensations of cold,
So he purchased some muffs,
Some furs and some fluffs,
And wrapped himself from the cold.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
A brief Wellington
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