Works Jokes

My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
It's almost impossible to tell someone if a vacuum works or not.
Either it sucks or it sucks.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

- Milton Berle.
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
He's a lye-er.
My wife left a note on the fridge, saying, "This isn't working. Goodbye."
I opened it and it works fine.
They say marriage is like a workshop. Where the man works and the women shops.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
What do you call a nut who works hard? One who burns the mid-nut oil.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
Did you hear about the gnome cop?
He works in lawn enforcement.
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
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