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Toilet Puns
Went to the toilet earlier and took a poo...
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
Ice Cream Puns
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
Gladiator Puns
Hey, have you heard about....
A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated.
Medical Puns
“Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.”
Funny Limericks
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin.
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
Storm Puns
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
Knight Puns
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Boat Puns
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
Lightning Puns
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
Laundry Puns
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
Eventually, I folded.
Family Puns
What do you call a baker whose parents are siblings?
Inbred.
Mouth Puns
What do you call an Amish Man whose hand is in a horse’s mouth?
A mechanic.
Quotes
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
Elf Puns
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
Funny Work Quotes
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
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