Whose Jokes

Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now heโ€™s a popsicle.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
โ€œNever go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
What do you call an Amish Man whose hand is in a horseโ€™s mouth?
A mechanic.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
โ€œNever go to a doctor whose office plants have died.โ€
Erma Bombeck
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
โ€œDid you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Heโ€™s all right now.โ€
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
What do you call a baker whose parents are siblings?
Inbred.
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin.
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
Eventually, I folded.
Hey, have you heard about....
A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated.
Went to the toilet earlier and took a poo...
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
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