Whose Jokes

How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
You common cry of curs, whose breath I hate, as reek o’ the rotten fens.
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
Eventually, I folded.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a baker whose parents are siblings?
Inbred.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
What do you call an Amish Man whose hand is in a horse’s mouth?
A mechanic.
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
Hey, have you heard about....
A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated.
“Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.”
Went to the toilet earlier and took a poo...
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
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