Wheel

A blond gets in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing.
She calls the police and reports a theft.
When the police officer comes, he looks at the blond who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."
Cruel Rein
Cruel Rein A lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by the sheriff. "Ma'am, I have to warn you, you have a broken stake on your wheel," says the sheriff. "Oh dear. I'll let my husband, Jacob know as soon as I get home," she replies. "That's fine," he continues. "Another thing, ma'am... I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that terrible cruelty to the animal. Have your husband take care of that right away." The woman thanks him and drives home. Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the sheriff. "Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" asked the husband. "He said a stake is broken," replied the lady. "I can fix that in a heartbeat. Said the husband. "What else?" The wife replied: "I'm not sure, Jacob - something to do with the emergency brake."
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What do you call a Nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Yo Mama so short she got ran over by a Hot Wheel.