Were Jokes

If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
We were both born without clothes.
If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine
Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
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