My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.