What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.