Wanna

Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Girls just wanna have sun.
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
The girls next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
But I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
Two condoms are walking down the street...
They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other "hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
As I was preparing to leave the restaurant, the waiter said to me, “Do you wanna box for your leftover food?”
I said, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
The girls next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
But I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.