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“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
George Burns
“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”
Yogi Berra
“My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.”
Jimmy Carter
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
I don’t trust grey things.
They are very shady.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
What do you call a girl who's very good at human chess and checkers?
Ingrid.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
My friend Jim told me today that I make people very uncomfortable and have no respect for personal space. I mean, what a thing to say to a friend.
It totally ruined our bath!
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? Two - if you slice them very thinly.