Vegetarian Jokes

Being vegetarian was a huge missed-steak.
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight."
- Rita Rudner
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
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