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Vegetarian Jokes

Viking Puns
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
Garden Quotes
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight."
- Rita Rudner
One Liners and Short Jokes
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Food puns
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
Salad Puns
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
Running Puns
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Mushroom Puns
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Zombie Puns
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
Food Quotes
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
Puns
Being vegetarian was a huge missed-steak.
Meat Puns
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
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