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Vegetarian Jokes

Salad Puns
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
Food Quotes
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
Zombie Puns
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
Mushroom Puns
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Food puns
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
One Liners and Short Jokes
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Puns
Being vegetarian was a huge missed-steak.
Meat Puns
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
Running Puns
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Viking Puns
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
Garden Quotes
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight."
- Rita Rudner
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