I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.