What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart.
Well wasnt that an unfortunate missed-stake.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?