What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.