Usually

I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
What usually comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Traditionally, the letter G.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
How does an otter get into an honest business? Usually through the skylight.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.
My son asked, "Dad, what are condoms for?"
"Usually to avoid answering questions like these," I replied.
At every party there are two kinds of people: Those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. Expecting that one to end a little differently, too? If you’re unfamiliar, this is the (rather dark) way that joke usually ends. Plus, check out some more brainy and hilarious science jokes.
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
Steven Wright
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
A space fish is usually called starfish.