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Otter Puns
How does an otter get into an honest business? Usually through the skylight.
Star Puns
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Puns
I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.
Quotes
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
Steven Wright
Anti Jokes
Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. Expecting that one to end a little differently, too? If you’re unfamiliar, this is the (rather dark) way that joke usually ends. Plus, check out some more brainy and hilarious science jokes.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My son asked, "Dad, what are condoms for?"
"Usually to avoid answering questions like these," I replied.
At every party there are two kinds of people: Those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Space Puns
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Zebra Puns
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
Cat Puns
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
Thanksgiving Jokes
What usually comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Traditionally, the letter G.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Dirty Short Jokes
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Cow Puns
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
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