Use Jokes

My dad kept calling referring to this mason jar as his “boom box”.
When I asked him why, he responded “I use it for all my jams!”
Why did the blind man always use paper cups?
He has no need for glasses.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
A wun.
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
"Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them." - Aldous Huxley
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
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