Turn Jokes

Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What do you call a magician nut?
“An individual who is able to turn into a nut.”
If I had a dime for every time I saw a BMW turn without signaling, I could buy a BMW.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in. I thought to myself, "At last...
a decent punchline"
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
"When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?"
- Lucy Parker
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." - T.S. Elliot
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
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