"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy. --- "I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme… Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have had two dollars. And the guy above them? He’d get tons of dollars.
If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to get me to buy something, I'd be able to afford whatever they're selling.
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