Tricks Jokes

Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
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