There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?