Totally Jokes

There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Kids got me an Old-school Chemistry set for Father's Day...
... Totally in my Element.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
ā€œI’m totally ā€˜that dad’ who leaves a note in my son’s lunch box. One day I’ll actually start putting food in there also.ā€

- Steve Ryan.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You must be Drumheller, ā€˜cause I totally dig you.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
It was my first attempt at repairing my wobbly picnic table.
I totally nailed it.
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