Totally Jokes

“I’m totally ‘that dad’ who leaves a note in my son’s lunch box. One day I’ll actually start putting food in there also.”

- Steve Ryan.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
It was my first attempt at repairing my wobbly picnic table.
I totally nailed it.
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
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