How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste!
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race? The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!