I went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs. The woman behind the counter asked me, "How would you like your eggs cooked." I said, "Does it affect the price?" "No, not at all." she replied. I said, "In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street. Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry. Goes back and squishes him and says: "Ketchup."
Accidentally I spilt some tomato ketchup in my eye. In Heinze sight, it was my mistake.
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