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One Liners for Kids
How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste!
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race? The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Salad Puns
Did you hear about the salad race the other day?
The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was ketchoping up...
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
Quotes
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
Miles Kington
Pizza Puns
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
Food puns
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!
Running Puns
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
One Liners and Short Jokes
I went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs.
The woman behind the counter asked me, "How would you like your eggs cooked."
I said, "Does it affect the price?"
"No, not at all." she replied.
I said, "In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
Bacon Puns
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
Vegetable Puns
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
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