Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Nurse: Are you allergic to anything?
Man: Burnt bread.
Nurse: You're allergic to burnt bread?!?
Man: Yes, I’m black toast intolerant.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
There was an Old Man of the coast,
Who placidly sat on a post;
But when it was cold
He relinquished his hold
And called for some hot buttered toast.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What does a cow put on his French toast?