Toast

What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
There was an Old Man of the coast,
Who placidly sat on a post;
But when it was cold
He relinquished his hold
And called for some hot buttered toast.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Nurse: Are you allergic to anything?
Man: Burnt bread.
Nurse: You're allergic to burnt bread?!?
Man: Yes, I’m black toast intolerant.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.