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How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
A guy walks into the doctors office complaining of rectal pain, upon examination, the doctor exclaims "Buddy, theres a piece of lettuce coming out of your butt!"
The guy looks to the doctor and says "thats only the tip of the iceburg!"
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.