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Tip

A guy walks into the doctors office complaining of rectal pain, upon examination, the doctor exclaims "Buddy, theres a piece of lettuce coming out of your butt!"
The guy looks to the doctor and says "thats only the tip of the iceburg!"
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.