Tide Jokes

Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.
It was a changing of the Tide.
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over...
Now I’m sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
What do you call laundry detergent on the top shelf?
High tide.
To get to the other tide.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Don't get tide down.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
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