Tide

There was this girl from Boston, Mass.
She wade into the sea and wet her ankles,
it doesn't rhyme now,
but just wait until the tide comes in
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
Did you hear the results of the game between the beach and the ocean?
It's tide.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Don't get tide down.
Did you hear the score in the game between the ocean and the beach? It’s tide.
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?

Long time, no sea.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.