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Soccer Puns
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Yo Mama So Stupid
Yo Mama so stupid she put two M&Ms in her ears and though she was listening to Eminem.
Knife Puns
I decided to switch to a knife to preserve my ammo.
The guys at Laser Tag started freaking out though.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of New York, Who murdered himself with a fork;
But nobody cried though he very soon died,-
For that silly Old Man of New York.
There was an Old Man of Nepaul,
From his horse had a terrible fall;
But, though split quite in two,
By some very strong glue,
They mended that Man of Nepaul.
Puns
My girlfriend wants to open a yoga studio, even though she currently cannot afford it.
I told her it's a bit of a stretch.
Hockey Puns
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Egg Puns
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
Owl Puns
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
Funny Poems
Last night at dinner we had some fish,
and though I tried, I did not finish.
My mother told me while I chewed,
brains loved fish over all other food.
Unicorn Puns
Uni-corn? I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize.
Did you hear about the misbehaving unicorn? Sure, but I never though that these creatures could get so horny.
Electricity Puns
Did you hear what the foolish gardener did?
The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.
Cat Puns
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
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