Those Jokes

Those pants you're wearing are creating some capital growth if you know what I mean.
What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?
Are those melons fresh?
Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.
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