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Food Quotes
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Garden Quotes
"I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn."
- C.E. Cowman
Classic Pick Up Lines
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Garden Puns
I’ve always been afraid of gardening.
But then I decided to grow a pear.
Friendship Quotes
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
4th of July Pick Up Lines
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Tableware Puns
My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting...
a Flying Saucer.
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