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Classic Pick Up Lines
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Food Quotes
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
Garden Quotes
"I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn."
- C.E. Cowman
Friendship Quotes
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
4th of July Pick Up Lines
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Tableware Puns
My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting...
a Flying Saucer.
Garden Puns
I’ve always been afraid of gardening.
But then I decided to grow a pear.
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