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Boat Puns
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
Clever Jokes
I bought a second hand time machine the other day.
They don't make them like they're going to.
Did you hear about the math professor who was afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
Dolphin Puns
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
Puns
Why do criminals hate coins?
Because half of them are coppers.
Enough of the Corona virus jokes
We're all getting sick of them!
Pun Puns
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
Train Puns
Why are the railroad tracks angry? Because people are always crossing them.
Electricity Puns
Why did the electrical cords break up? There was no spark between them.”
Why did the electrical cords break up?
There was no spark between them.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Just found two lumps on my car battery.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
Engineering Puns
Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
Corona Virus Jokes
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
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