Than Jokes

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
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