Takes

There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
Just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"
No, but dynamite!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
When a lion takes a lioness from another lion, he kills and eats any cubs she has. You'd think he'd be ashamed of himself.
But apparently he just swallows his pride.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
You're so ugly when your wife takes you to the beach they ask her what she used for bait.