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When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
β€œIt takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” β€” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I decided to try growing pot...
So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all.
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
It takes a village!
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
You could say I have an hour glass figure
It takes me an hour to figure out where my glasses are!
My dog is quite hip.
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool,
when he jumps in the pool,
and reminds me of a sinking ship.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to β€œtang-o.”
What is the healthiest fruit?
β€œAn orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
β€œWhat is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
"Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips." - John Wagner
Growth takes time. Be patient. And while you’re waiting, pull a weed.
β€” Emilie Barnes
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
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