Takes

An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
When a lion takes a lioness from another lion, he kills and eats any cubs she has. You'd think he'd be ashamed of himself.
But apparently he just swallows his pride.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
Just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"
No, but dynamite!
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.
You're so ugly when your wife takes you to the beach they ask her what she used for bait.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.